Hhehe...have u heard this one...a frog trained to give oral sex?!?
looking around, she found all the pets were very expensive. She told the
clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been
trained to give oral $ex." "Oral $ex?" the woman exclaimed. "I haven't
witnessed it myself, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The
woman was skeptical, but thought it would be a great gag gift, so she bought
the frog. When she explained the frog's ability to her husband, he was even
more skeptical than his wife and laughed it off. In the middle of the night,
the woman was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere,
making deafening sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to discover
her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this
hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're gone."