Astro light bulbs....? (joke)?

How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change A Light Bulb? (show me what cho got!) Aries: One, but the first bulb breaks. They cut their finger, and don't notice the blood droplets on the floor. Taurus: One, but they need to think this through and plan it out carefully even if it... show more How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change A Light Bulb? (show me what cho got!)

Aries: One, but the first bulb breaks. They cut their finger, and don't notice the blood droplets on the floor.

Taurus: One, but they need to think this through and plan it out carefully even if it takes a god*amn week.

Gemini: One, after their research phone survey, coupled with excessive Googling.

Cancer: One, but they won't bother to replace it until they can't see the frying pan no more.

Leo: Leos will replace the bulb with a crystal-grooved halogen light bulb, and then invite friends over to admire the light display.

Virgo: Virgos are there ready with a new one, seconds before the old flickers out.

Libra: Two people. One to do the task, the other to entertain merrily.

Scorpio: One, always in fear that they may be electrocuted at any given moment.

Sagittarius: One. May not notice the bulb is not completely screwed in, until nightfall.
Update: Capricorn: One, but will not replace until finds a good deal at the thrift store.

Aquarius: Only uses energy efficient bulbs, and lectures others who do not. Has been known to boldly check friends' light fixtures.

Pisces: Forgets too. Just goes to bed earlier with a nice drinky-poo.
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