Let me try....
Aries : keep using light bulbs as punching bags , and the idiot doesnt even know why the bulbs keep breaking
Taurus : It takes 1 week for this idiot to realise the light is out , another week to understand its time to change the bulb and another week to get his as* to buy a new one. And one more week to put it on
Gemini : no, lets choose power-sufficient bulb this time, no lets not , why? ...because! ...why ? stop asking why!.... why? , this idiot keeps talking to itself ,he completely forgets about changing light bulb
Cancer : oh no, dont do anything, I ll call mom right now and seek for her advice...
Leo : dont have to do anything , they ll have others people to choose the best looking light bulb and put it on for them, and then try to take the credit and bragging their good taste
Virgo : oh no worries, she has a garage of spare bulbs .......she also carefully plans out how to sufficiently screw it in...she just is having trouble trying to clean the bulb obsessively since it looks dirty and cloudy , the dumbas* completely forgets that its a pearl bulb
Libra : just having trouble whether to pick Leo or Scorpio to help her. The only bulbs she has is the 2 flashing ones she has put on her breasts to draw the men's attention.
Scorpio : I'd prefer darkness....I never like turning on the light at the 1st place...so all good for me
Sagittarius : Oh please, its just bulb , i mean seriously its not something to worry about, lighten up - spoken a dumb sagi with a broken leg and missing front teeth - he tried to get to the bathroom at midnight without any light on and stripped on his own urine
Capricorn : Since I have calculated the efficiency and efficacy and economical standards and advantages and disavantages of several type of light bulbs, I decided to go over to virgo' house to beg for one , cant afford to pay 1 dollar for a new light bulb, its outrageous and ridiculous ...
Aquarius : I really think if I stick an electrical plug into my as*, my eyes will be new shining light bulbs .....how cool is that, wanna try ?
Pisces : oh..? you mean I have a light in my house....All this time I thought it was just spirit's light calling for me....and it has gone off ? ...uh what is a light bulb again ?