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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

The Bill Clinton Statue Committee (joke)?

Bill Clinton Statue Committee

1040 Waffle Street

Little Rock, Arkansas 72208

Dear Friend;

We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for the raising of $5,000,000.00 for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the Hall of Fame in Washington, D.C.

This committee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest democrat of all. He left not knowing where he was going, did not know where he was, and returned not knowing where he had been. And he did it all on borrowed money.

Update:

Over 3,000 years ago Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised

land." Nearly 3,000 years later Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels,

sit on your asses and light up a camel - this is the promised land."

Now, Bill Clinton is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of camels and mortgage the promised land. If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after paying taxes, we expect a very generous contribution to the worthwhile project.

Fraternally,

Bill Clinton Statue Committee

P.S. It is said that BIll Clinton is considering changing the Democratic

Party emblem from a donkey to a condom, because it stands for

inflation, halts productivity, covers up a bunch of pricks, and it

gives a false sense of security.

Update 2:

COMMENT:

I actually lean a little more to the Democratic party, but I still found this one funny.

Update 3:

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Interesting. Funny. But I hate politics.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good stuff! Finally, someone realized the truth!

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  • 1 decade ago

    haha ya i have always wondered why an *** represents the democrats. funny

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol too funny! Have a star!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL -- I like this one. I think ALL politicians are crazy.

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  • ♫♪♥ lol! haha very funny! =) ♥♪♫

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  • 1 decade ago

    absolutely hillllarious!!!

    *music notes*

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha! nice one!

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  • LOL... REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

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