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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Affairs? 3 of 3 in the series. JOKE!?

NUMBER 3! Enjoy!

sandy :O)

The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked, 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?' The bartender replied, 'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked, 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied, 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'

The 6th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at his bedside. He looked up and said weakly, 'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to,' his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied, 'now just rest and let the poison

work.'

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  • 1 decade ago
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    funny as heck

  • 1 decade ago

    i like the secound one

    lol i heard a very similar one to the secound one

  • 1 decade ago

    More funny stuff, good ones!

  • 1 decade ago

    All very funny, thank you so much for sharing!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    i liked the las one that one is so funny

  • 1 decade ago

    all of these jokes in the series are hilarious! keep it up

  • 1 decade ago

    lol nice jokes

  • Lynnie
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Good jokes!

    LOL!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha i love the first one =]

    storm...x

  • 1 decade ago

    haha, I dont blame either one of them.

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