Affairs? 1 of 3 in the series. JOKE!?

I sent these to my husband. He thought they were funny. STAR AND SHARE THEM WITH YOUR SWEETIES! LOL Sandy :O) The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM .... show more I sent these to my husband. He thought they were funny.

STAR AND SHARE THEM WITH YOUR SWEETIES! LOL

Sandy :O)


The 1st Affair


A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all
afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM .

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said:
'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'


The 2nd Affair


A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughte rs I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'Not this time!'
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