Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

funny joke but kinda rude. if you easily get offended, dont even look. its funny though.?

These are the only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use...

10. "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo,1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers.... my ***!" -Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton, 1999

And . . . drum roll . . . . .

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -Osama bin Laden, November, 2001

Update:

wow. i thought people would get offended coz of the 'cursing'

i guess i was wrong

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    Whoa man!!! LOL why would you think thats offensive, if anything this is funny and its the truth!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1 and 2 and 5 and 10 are awesome

  • 1 decade ago

    It's not offensive, it's hilarious! 9, 5, 4 and 1 were the best.

  • 1 decade ago

    I AM OFFENDED...just kidding. I liked them all but I really liked 10, 9, 6, 2 and 1. Just AWESOME. I am laughing my **** off right now.

    PS Why does *** not get starred out but A R S E does?

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  • wuz
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    All of them great lots of laughs, I'll give you a star

  • 1 decade ago

    Best of the day

  • 5 years ago

    I don't get it

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol, have a @#$%ing star!

    I think you missed one though:

    "Ow, these @#$%ing nails hurt!" -Jesus Christ

  • 1 decade ago

    pretty good.....

    *wish i could give u 10 stars...heres 1 tho*

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahahaha!!!loved them! star for u!

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