one for my redneck friends Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer?

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Bubba".

4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

And, The Number One Way To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer...

The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

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    you are a Big RIOT!!!! (among other things)

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  • poppy1
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Hahahahahahahahahaha..Dear,

    These are Great and sooo True..Kicking a Star to you..

    Your Friend,

    poppy1

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Huh, I always put my beer in the cd rom.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahahahaha......very funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    dang thats funnnnnnny

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  • 1 decade ago

    How did you know my mouse was named "Critter"

    LOL!!!

    :)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well slap my a** and call me sweet baby, you are so right !!!

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  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Good ones Chris.!!!

    Cheers mate.!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    hehehehehehe!

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha, very funny!!!

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