Patrick & Seamus shopping trip??
They spot a shop, Suits £10....... Trousers £5............. Shirts £2.
Shamus said "Patrick, there's a bargain, lets buy the entire stock"
Patrick says "Ok but don't let on we are Irish, the English don't like us".
Shamus, in his best English accent said "Can I buy your entire stock please?"
The man behind the counter said "Your Irish aint ya"
"Jasus Christ how did you know that" said Patrick.
Man behind the counter said "Because this is a dry cleaner’s"