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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Poor kids (joke)?

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool.

When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: "Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?"

The other answered: "Yeah! It's probably because they have toys to play with!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    The poor kids don't have toys to play with therefore they play with themselves, apparently suggesting that the overuse of ones genitalia results in increase in size.

    Source(s): I was poor growing up ;)
  • 4 years ago

    Why do you have to tell them at all? 'We cant afford that right now and 'We're poor' are too different things When I was. kid, we had a lot less money then i realized. Mom made our barbie toys ot of cardboard, when our water line froze we had to melt snow for cooking water, we shared rooms. But we had a big house so i told everyone we were rich! Lol Your kids dont need to know if your struggling or if your succeeding. They dont need new toys all the time regardless.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO! That explains my last 2 dates.

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm sorry, I don't get it! But you are so good, that I'm going to star you away for being amazing.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Got it straight away (must be my teenage brain).

    Very good :D

    x

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HAr HAr HAr

    I liked it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    good one

  • 1 decade ago

    it took me a minute, but i got it! very funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    That is too funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    rofl that one is actually funny!

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