Another one from my Grandmother's "Book of Dirty Jokes"?

A nervous young man who was about to get married asked his father for suggestions on what to do on his and his bride's wedding night. "Well son, it's easy," his father said. "Just put what you used to play with when you were a teenager where your woman pees." So on their wedding night... show more A nervous young man who was about to get married asked his father for suggestions on what to do on his and his bride's wedding night. "Well son, it's easy," his father said. "Just put what you used to play with when you were a teenager where your woman pees."
So on their wedding night the young man took his baseball and threw it in the toilet.
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