"hehehehehhehe" HEY PREGGOS ISNT THIS FUNNY?????

Foetal Frolics

I wish I was a foetus

I never would be bored

Sitting in my uterus

Swinging on my cord.

To worry obstetricians

I'd be a proper beast

I'd change position on the hour

Transverse, oblique then breech.

To student midwives I'd present

A mystifying case

I'd hide myself inside the os

And leave an empty space.

I'd tie my cord into a knot

And wave it through the cervix

I'd give the midwives such a shock

And laugh off all my vernix.

And when my membranes rupture

I'd be a right old pest

Presenting large diameters

I'd transversely arrest.

I'd tell my pal placenta

To get himself detached

To theatre then the lot of us

Would pronto be dispatched.

And when they start to caesar

I'd laugh and think "Tee hee!'

When no-one else is looking

I'll come vaginally.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    HAHAHAHA!!!! lol this is pretty funny! love it

  • Ethel
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Cute. But why would the guy have him followed, sort of doesn't make sense, and Bill is a jerk for laughing hysterically. Not worth a star.

  • 1 decade ago

    Then once I came into the world

    The antics would not stop

    I'd pee right on the doctor

    That would give them all a shock

  • 1 decade ago

    So true...babies act like that, it was hide and seek with every ultrasound I had

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  • 1 decade ago

    I'm pregnant....and that's one way of looking at it. Pretty funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    this is so cute and funny! who ever wrote this did a very good job!

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny, and I'm not even pregnant.

  • 1 decade ago

    Thats a good one.

  • 1 decade ago

    Gottalovit !!

  • 1 decade ago

    not bad

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