Another somewhat dirty joke....?

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small step ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"

Star it if you like

9 Answers

  • Will S
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    cute, have a star.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Absolutely adorable, a star for you.

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one!

    Now my question is, "What does a star have to do with it?"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that is really funny :P

    its given me an idea

  • :]]
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hahaha!!!! l0l. you get a star. = )

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol, that is good.

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  • 1 decade ago

    rofl nice!!

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