What's the strangest song you've ever heard?

whats the song with the strangest/weirdest lyrics you have ever heard?

I would have to say mine would be both:
They might be giants - "Dr Worm"
Dr Demento - "Greasy Grimer Gopher Guts"
Update: haha i agree with the beatles "I am the walrus"
Update 2: also the songs from the hitchickers guide to the galaxy e.g "goodbye and thanks for all the fish"
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