Blue: Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub
Pink: Glub Glub
Blue: Look over there it’s a coral reef
Charlie: Oh look it’s you guys, and you’re floating.
Blue: Charlie, we’re scuba diving Charlie
Pink: We’re exploring the depths of the ocean blue.
Blue: Oh no, here comes a school of poisonous foogu fish.
Pink: Nooooo Foogu
Charlie: Ah you gotta watch out for those, now go away I’m watching TV.
Blue: The vortex is open
Charlie: Uh ok, what is this?
Blue: Charlie, we’re being pulled into the vortex.
Pink: Swim away foogu fish, swim away.
Charlie: Come on now you guys are freaking me out, turn this thing off.
Blue: There’s no stopping the vortex Charlie
*Blue and Pink get sucked into vortex*
Charlie: Guys? Guys? Or girls, I’m really not sure what you two are.
Blue: Charlie, Charlie I have the amulet.
Charlie: What amulet? What’s going on?
Blue: The amulet Charlie, the magical amulet. Sparkles sparkles.
Charlie: I don’t understand what you’re talking about.
Blue: The amuletttttt.
*pop out of vortex*
Blue: We did it.
Pink: We got the amulet!
Charlie: Great, now go away, Im tired of the horrible things that happen when you’re around.
Blue: No Charlie.
*They both blow up*
Blue: We have to take the amulet to the banana king.
Charlie: Oh yes, the banana king, of course. Absolutely not.
Pink: He’s counting on us, Charlieeee. *He begins floating*
Blue: If we don’t get the amulet to the banana king the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness.
Pink: Nooooo Darknessss.
*Creepy octopus begins to come out of vortex*
Charlie: Alright fine I’ll go, I’ll go.
*pink and Blue make weird noises.* (5 times)
Charlie: What are you two doing?
*continue making weird noises* (2 times)
Charlie: Stop that.
*Blue makes noise one more time*
Charlie: Oh look at that.
Blue: El hombre con el sombrero nos envoi
Pink: El nos dijo muchas historias asombrosas
*weird music* *creepy laughing*
Pink: Esta noche nosotros cenamos Tortugas
Blue: Así que bueno, ellos serán
Charlie: Ah, what did you two do?
Blue: Soy Feliz.
*creepy music, creepy laughing*
Charlie: Just keep walking Charlie, just keep walking.
Blue: Hop on board the train Charlie.
Pink: It’s gonna take us to the banana king.
Charlie: I don’t see any train, all I see is a giant sneaker.
Blue: It’s the choo choo shoe, Charlie.
Pink: Choo Choo shoe.
Blue: Hurry Charlie, it’s about to leave.
Pink+Blue: Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Choo shoe Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Choo shoe
Charlie: I forgot my boarding pass, I’ll just walk.
Pink: We’re here, Charlie.
Blue: The temple of the banana king.
Charlie: Great, let’s leave the amulet and go home.
*Banana king pops up*
Charlie: Who is that? No, no really. You guys see it, right? I gotta be honest I’m getting really creeped out here. Somebody say something.
Banana King: (song)
Charlie you look quite down,
With your big fat eyes,
And your big fat frown.
The world doesn’t have to be so grey.
Charlie when your life’s a mess,
When you’re feeling blue,
Always in distress,
I know what can wash that sad away.
All you have to do is,
Put a banana in your ear.
Charlie: A Banana in my ear?
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear.
Charlie: Says who?
Once it’s in your blues will disappear.
The bad in the world is hard to hear,
When in your ear a banana cheers.
So go and put a banana in your ear.
Put a banana in your ear.
Charlie: I’d rather keep my ear clear.
You will never be happy if you live your life in fear.
Charlie: Says you.
When it’s in the skies are bright and clear.
Of every day of every year.
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere.
So go and put a banana in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
*Banana King blows up*
Charlie: Of course, it burst into flames.
Blue: Go forth magical amulet, return to the banana king.
*light shines onto Charlie*
Blue: Charlie, you’re the bonana king.
*Charlie starts floating*
Charlie: What? Hey hey, hold on a minute.
Banana: You’re the bonana king, Charlie.
Charlie: No, no I’m not, that doesn’t even make sense.
Blue: All hail the banana king.
Charlie: I’m not the banana king.
Blue: You are the banana king.
Charlie: No, no I’m I’m…
Banana: banana banana banana banana banana
Charlie: I, I am the banana king.
Banana: You are the bonana king.
Charlie: I’m the banana king, yeah. Hey, hey. Where’d you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here. *falls* gah, Ok that’s a sprain. Hello? Hello? Guys? Where are you? Ah you gotta be- great, they robbed me.
*blue pops out of vortex*
Charlie: What, what do you want?
Blue: *makes weird noise*