Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

lamest joke you've ever heard?

what is THE most lamest joke you've ever heard/read?


there's gotta be a world of lame jokes

13 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    What do you do with an elefant with three balls?

    You walk him and pitch to the Rhino.

  • 4 years ago

    This is pretty lame: A man eating in a restaurant says "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." The waitress replies "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

  • 6 years ago

    why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get to da retards house

    knock knock

    who is there

    the chicken...

    both jokes go with each other

  • 1 decade ago

    Verbatim from a laffy taffy wrapper:

    When was meat so high? When the cow jumped over the moon.


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  • 1 decade ago

    Two Blondes Walk into a building.

    you would think one of them would of saw it.

    hahah lame blonde joke

  • 1 decade ago

    Probably the one about the chicken crossing the road or any variation to that.


    Why did the gum cross the road?

    It was stuck on the chickens foot!

    Hahaha, not funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    joke - ask me if Im a tree

    punchline - no

    you said dumbest that one took the cake by far although the guy on drugs that told it thought it was hilariuos

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yo mama is so stupid, she reads the newspapers and understands what it says

    yo mama is so fat, she sits on the chair and feels relaxed

    yo mama is so ugly, she wears make up like a woman

    maybe thats gay rather than lame

  • 1 decade ago

    whats brown and sticky? ... a stick, although after a smoke that is kinnda funny :)

  • 1 decade ago

    The one about a horse that walks into a bar........... and they ask him why the long face or something like it

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