Ladies you like bumper stickers?

BUMPER STICKERS FOR LADIES……………..

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!

GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

#1 on my list : OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

I WANT TO SLEEP WITH JAKE (repeat this over and over)

Update:

the best one I ever saw was...Save A Forest, Eat A Beaver

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    LM(_._)O!! Love them!

    The best one I ever saw was on the back of a young girls little car...

    "This year, I am getting something out of school! Me!"

  • 4 years ago

    2, 4, 5, 8 and 10 are funny hahah. And most of the others are a little cliche, albeit true haha.

  • cheri
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    So many men so few who can afford me - so don't start with me, you will not win, but fair warning i have a attitude and i know how to use it, so if you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen - lol thanks i will use this one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Don't think so, Jake, maybe in your dreams!!(repeat this over and over) lol

    Just saw this bumper sticker a few days ago.....

    Jesus may love you but...

    everyone else thinks you are an a@@hole!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Mine:::::

    All Men Are Animals Some Just Make Better Pets

    and

    Naughty Boy! Go to my room!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    These are so true about me....

    WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

    DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

    ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

    Star for you jake, these were good.

  • 1 decade ago

    - Baby in car, He's only 45 years old! - That's a classical one!

    Loved all the ones u posted. nice. lmao.

  • 1 decade ago

    OH my gosh those are great. LOL LOL The last one is the funniest. LOL. xx sug

  • 1 decade ago

    Just call me tea bag, That's me.

  • 1 decade ago

    lolz!

    I definately have to agree with - OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME and of course! - DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN!

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