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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

They walk among us....Part 5?

This is a series to make you smile.

STAR AND PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS.

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They Walk Among Us!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces ."

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

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They walk among us, AND they reproduce, and, worst of all,

They VOTE

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  • 1 decade ago
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    lol

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  • 4 years ago

    Very funny, except: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' The whole idea of the question is so that people who have something "bad" in their baggage get paranoid and think "If I say no and he finds something I'll get in trouble so I'll answer yes/maybe." By noticing the logical flaw or stating no to the question the person did not go through this thought process and therefore suspicion is lifted off their shoulders. It's actually an intelligent trick.

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    1 decade ago

    Oh Yeah! Use to work at Pizza Hut.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight.

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  • 1 decade ago

    And they do vote, thinking it is a national duty, don't they?

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol cute! have a star!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I love these jokes!!!!!!

    You deserve a STAR!!!!

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  • wow very interesting...star for you

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  • 1 decade ago

    yes ..and were growing in numbers......seamanabs will take over ......the world............seamanab x

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  • 1 decade ago

    omg, that was so good. gimmme more......lol.

    **star for you**

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