StUpId QuEs...?

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question -Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

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3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?

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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Paneer butter Masala" dish good??

Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

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5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself

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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    absolutely brilliant.

    i love your sense of humour.

    please dont stop.

    take care

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    good...LOL here's some more:

    when you are leaving a party (function.....), opening your vehicle door and someone walks by...."are you leaving?" no i'm just having my door support me while i rest.....

    when you've gain some extra pounds and they ask "when are you due?" no, moron just fat!! thanks for noticing.......

    when someone asks you "have you gotten to the part about ......." in a book you're obviously reading and gave away the plot..thank you so much, you just saved me a huge optometrist bill.

    when you come in to work, obviously shaking out an umbrella, they ask " oh, is it raining outside." nah, i just carry this to hit the stray dogs in the parking lot.

    when you are going out and pull into a gas station and your rider says "oh you need gas?" no, i just want to cruise the pumps. doing price comparison.

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh...lol..they are really humorous and these questions indeed come out unknowingly or unintentionally!

    Really enjoyed reading the answers to the questions!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    u already labeled stupid questions

    i will take the honour of naming the other part the answers punch backs!!!! or knock out punches

    amazing work waiting for some more

    u r "stupid queen" if stupidity is the best

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  • 4 years ago

    It means Hugs and Kisses

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    very funny,10 out of 10

  • 1 decade ago

    I loved your collections of stupid questions.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Stupid question:

    Did u find this interesting?

    Answer:

    Yeah, till my eyes closed and my head hurt

  • 1 decade ago

    Okay stupid question stupid answers...........

    stupid question:Stupid question()

    Answer:No just trying to cry while laughing.

    (if anybody has figured out what i am saying a million for them)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Really sweet & so true , I gave u the last tenth star I guess :)

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