Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

its time for the kids jokes folks so here is a few chicken jokes are these funny?

Q: What do you call the outside of a hand green-egg?

A: The bombshell!

Q: What does an alarm cluck say?

A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-do!"

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

Q: How long do chickens work?

A: Around the cluck!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

A: He wanted to lay it on the line!

Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

A: They go on peck-nics!

Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?

A: Not if you're the chicken!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide!

10 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    They are funny...I laughed, lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago


  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very funny

    thanks for the laugh

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sorry but thats not that funny.But some of them were.Work a little harder.Good Luck!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    its funny coz its not funny

    we r laughing at u

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i find little kids jokes dumb and boring

  • 1 decade ago

    your picture is freaky lol

  • 1 decade ago

    *stares at screen*, AWFUL

  • 1 decade ago

    chuckle :)

  • 1 decade ago

    giggle :)

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