Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

If I rigged the hearse to sound like an ice cream truck, would that lure more people to my uncle's funeral?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I'd be lured by your ice cream truck sounds!!! But then I'd probably cut off your plunger thingie when I found out there was only a dead body and no ice cream for me to have. Oh, I'd be that mad.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Whilst driving my hearse to the Baskin Robbins, Wonder noticed the funeral procession for your uncle. Of course, everyone was going 2 mph, and taking their sweet old time about it ...

    Now get all those damn people outta the way, so Wonder can go have a Double Scoop Banana Split Sundae Milkshake Surprise (with whipped cream and sprinkles, of course).

    <------- craving sweets

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  • 1 decade ago

    Just a highly motivated mob of kids screaming and chanting with ritualistic intent to chase you down and whine, beg, and vocally torture you until ice cream they are given! haha! ;D

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  • 1 decade ago

    See you there!

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  • 1 decade ago

    The first three letters of funeral are FUN...

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  • 1 decade ago

    No, but I would guess that it would earn you a free ride to the hospital in a straight jacket.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Great idea! If I have a funeral, I'm gonna do that!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Only if you give them popsicles and allow them to toss the sticks on the casket, like you do flowers.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes, but make sure to have sundaes and malts at the wake.

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  • Sasha
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Oh Alec, you are aweful, but I like ya. What did your Uncle ever do on you?

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