If you owned a boat ...?

what would you name it?

* Inspired by the boat I saw yesterday with the name "Juicy Kitten"

I was torn between hysterical laughter and speechlessness. I couldn't help but think ... "Does he give his MOTHER rides in that boat?"

lol

Thanks for your answers!

Update:

Sorry about the thumbs down folks ... they're not coming from me. =(

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    "Ice Bucket"

  • 1 decade ago

    I bought one when I broke up with my ex.

    Named her, "Floating Consolation".

    Juicy Kitten sounds like the name of a boat owned by a guy who runs an Oriental restaurant. In that case, his mother gave him the name and the cooking instructions!

    Jay

  • 1 decade ago

    The Irish Rover

    On the fourth of July eighteen hundred and six

    We set sail from the sweet cove of Cork

    We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks

    For the grand city hall in New York

    'Twas a wonderful craft, she was rigged fore-and-aft

    And oh, how the wild winds drove her.

    She'd got several blasts, she'd twenty-seven masts

    And we called her the Irish Rover.

    We had one million bales of the best Sligo rags

    We had two million barrels of stones

    We had eight million bails of old nanny goats' tails,

    We had four million barrels of bones.

    We had five million hogs, we had six million dogs,

    Seven million barrels of porter.

    We had three million sides of old blind horses hides

    In the hold of the Irish Rover.

    There was awl Mickey Coote who played hard on his flute

    When the ladies lined up for his set

    He was tootin' with skill for each sparkling quadrille

    Though the dancers were fluther'd and bet

    With his sparse witty talk he was cock of the walk

    As he rolled the dames under and over

    They all knew at a glance when he took up his stance

    And he sailed in the Irish Rover

    There was Barney McGee from the banks of the Lee,

    There was Hogan from County Tyrone

    There was Jimmy McGurk who was scarred stiff of work

    And a man from Westmeath called Malone

    There was Slugger O'Toole who was drunk as a rule

    And fighting Bill Tracey from Dover

    And your man Mick McCann from the banks of the Bann

    Was the skipper of the Irish Rover

    We had sailed seven years when the measles broke out

    And the ship lost it's way in a fog.

    And that whale of the crew was reduced down to two,

    Just meself and the captain's old dog.

    Then the ship struck a rock, oh Lord what a shock

    The bulkhead was turned right over

    Turned nine times around, and the poor ol dog was drowned

    I'm the last of the Irish Rover

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Deep Purple

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hmmm. maybe Black Pearl, Parrott Head..

    I have a seen a boat once named

    " Rear Ender" talk about double entendre.

  • 1 decade ago

    Obviuosly, that guy's mom doesnt ride in the boat ...... lol ......

    Hmm, this questions made me think ...... my romantic side is coming out today so I am going to go with .......

    Endless Love

    Sensual Sunset

    Passionate Kisses

    Ok, I am done ....... = )

  • 1 decade ago

    We have a pontoon boat but it doesn't have a name, unless you consider "That Piece of Sh it" (as we refer to it) as a name.

    My favorite name on a boat was one I saw years ago. A young man owned it, but it was named "Thanks, Dad!"

  • 1 decade ago

    I'd call her " Maddy- The Irish Pirate Queen"

  • Gone
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Destiny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have had 3 boats;

    1st. Diane Lee (first wife& ex now)

    2nd. First Draw, million dollar line of credit.

    3rd. & current boat, Cash Flow

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Stugots

    S.S. Essess

    College Fund for the Kids

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