I Just Heard an Ad for Bayer Aspirin Saying, "But I Died". Apparently Not?

Update: I'm Sorry RE, but I Have, Many Times, Even Have "Run" Them, Apparently, you don't Know What True Death is.
Update 2: Thanks W W D.
Update 3: W W D, Just Getting Tired of the Hyperbole So Common In These Ads, Apparently this Works, Take RE for Example.
Update 4: I Wish More people Realized this Pangolin.
Update 5: Thanks Spreed.
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