"hahahahahahahaa very very funny joke" do you like this Extremely funny joke?

An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession.

He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."

"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."

"And what is that?" said the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

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Update:

pisa...maybe god bless your dads soul..

Update 2:

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    This is the kind of joke my Dad used to tell...

    and he was FUNNY!!!!!!

    I gave you a star AND you are now my

    newest Contact.

    Thanks!

    You should go on The pisa SHOW.

    Source(s): RIP: Dad I miss you.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Made me chuckle and you got a star :)

    Here's one that made me smile too:

    LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL

    According to a news report, a certain private school in TARINGA, New Zealand was recently faced with a unique problem.

    A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

    Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

    She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

    He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

    Priceless!

    Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

    There are teachers......and then there are educators

  • Pd
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Hehehe ~ Golden Classic

  • 1 decade ago

    Brought a smile to my face

    Go on, have a star for trying

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Another oldie goldie!

    Oh, yeah, and snow kid:

    You should tell her the war is over!

    HA HA HA HA HA HA...

    (I couldn't resist than one!)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That was terrible! Very funny though! lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I love your jokes

    =]

  • 1 decade ago

    brill

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol....yes, he should tell her!!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

    i love it!

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