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Jazz asked in 社會及文化語言 · 1 decade ago

English jokes about ”books”

Can someone give me some jokes or gags which are about "books", because I need it tomorrow. This is emergency!!!

Hope you guys can help, thanks a lot!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    EACHER: Who is your favorite author?

    PUPIL: George Washington.

    TEACHER: But George Washington never wrote any books.

    PUPIL: You got it.

    LIBRARIAN: Why don't you take home a Dr. Seuss?

    PUPIL: I didn't know he made house calls.

    TEACHER: How many books did you finish over the summer?

    PUPIL: None. My brother stole my box of crayons.

    TEACHER: How many books have you read in your lifetime?

    PUPIL: I don't know. I'm not dead yet.

    TEACHER: What did you learn from your history book about Harriet Beecher Stowe?

    PUPIL: If you draw a beard and a stovepipe hat on her, she looks exactly like Abraham Lincoln.

    TEACHER: What does your history book tell you about the Civil War?

    PUPIL: It doesn't tell me anything. I have to read the dumb thing.

    My father gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.

    I couldn't find the words to thank him.

    If you don't know what the word "dictionary" means,

    where would you look it up?

    TEACHER: Why are you holding your textbook up to the window?

    PUPIL: You told me to open it up to the Middle East.

    TEACHER: Where is South America?

    PUPIL: I don't know.

    TEACHER: Where is Greenland?

    PUPIL: I don't know.

    TEACHER: Where is Bulgaria?

    PUPIL: I don't know.

    TEACHER: Look them up in your textbook.

    PUPIL: I don't know where that is, either.

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