"heheheheheheh" "hahahaha" do you like this extremely funny great joke??

To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells

her it'll make her fat. “I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.

Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. “If I bite my

fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" “You'll be fatter than

that," says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a

very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's

belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this

stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, “Excuse me,

but do you know me?" And the little girl says, “No, but I know what you've

been doing..."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Very Very good Snow kid. What I most like about your jokes, is the way you lead up to the punchline, keep them coming, by the way I have been shwoing my firneds and family these jokes and they all find them very funny.

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • 1 decade ago

    Dear Snow

    This rocks

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Another Zinger!

    PrincessOfPoison has your punch line style pegged!

    You got more fans than a WalMart in August in Georgia!

    (Does that make any sense?)

    Good one kid!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hahahahah. Very funny! LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    It was cute. Added you to my contacts. I like a good laugh

  • 1 decade ago

    This was better than the last one.

  • haha thats awesome! ♥

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I dont think she was biting her nails!! lmmfao!!

  • 1 decade ago

    haha thats great.

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