hahahaahahahahha here is another funny joke(little dirty) do you like very funny joke?

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It

was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly

there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.

She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"

"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days."

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the

assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even

louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny


"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."

Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is more severe,

"I don't want to see you for three weeks."


Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So

she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from

another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the


"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.

"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"

GIMME A STAR!if you liked it..

12 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    School's out for Summer!


  • 4 years ago

    1.Why did frosty there snow man pull down his pants? Because he heard the snow blower coming. 2.Astronomy Professor: What causes a half moon? Student:When you can't get your jeans over your thighs. 3. Johnny: My brother just opened uup a shop. Tina: Really? How's he doing? Johnny: Six months...... he opened it with a crowbar. That's all I got right now hope you liked em'

  • 1 decade ago

    Dear Snow

    No home work for them kids this one rocks

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Little Johnny's a naughty boy!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahaha Lol!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    When I heard that one it was "I won't be here for a week" but that is a classic!

  • 1 decade ago

    tha's very funny...if you have more you should consider publishing...a small joke book or the newspaper...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats good

  • 3 years ago


  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That is really dirty and crude.......BUT I LIKE!!!!

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