here is a lil dirty but a very funny joke do you like this ver funny joke?

a young women was preparing for her wedding she asked her mother to go and buy a beautifull pair of pink negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle up..

well mom forgot it untill the last minut..so she dashted out and could only find a short pink nightie and she threw it in her suitcase in hurry..

after the wedding groom and bride went to their hotel room.The groom was a little self-conscious so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek when he got ready for bed..

while she was in the bathroom she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother

had thrown in there..

she exclaimed"oh no" its short,ugly,pink and wrinkled..

Then her groom cried out "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PEEK"!!

GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it..

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    How did I not see that coming! lol Good one.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL thats funny i give it 200/100

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Another way for me to start the day laughing snow kid!

    Thanks!

  • 1 decade ago

    haha the perfect joke to start to start a monday off on.

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  • 1 decade ago

    if i could give you ten stars i will lol too funny

  • 1 decade ago

    pshh.lol.ok a star for you

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Holy $h!t! That was a freaking’ Scream! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    hehehehee

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, that is so funny!

    i love it!

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha ha........

    Good one.....

    You're on a roll.

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