Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

You've been programming too long when................?

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    hahahaha

  • Maria
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    ---When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, A,B,C,D...".--- Uhm... I don't count in hex, I count in binary 0,1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000, 1001, 1010, 1011, 1100, 1101, 1110, 1111, 10000, 10001, 10010, 10011, 10100, 10101, 10110, 10111, 11000, 11001, 11010, 11011, 11100, 11101, 11110, 11111, etc.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahahaha brilliant observations.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaah

    I actually do the first one sometimes, like I start with 0

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  • 1 decade ago

    when you walk around with your head turned sideways so people know what your current emotion is

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha are you getting confused with the remote again lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Bwa hahahahahaah

    From a programmer to a programmer-This ROCKS!

    STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • 1 decade ago

    excellent hun, love em, funny, lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    those are great. lol

  • Adil A
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    its not gettin better...srry

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