What religion believes that happy people will go to Heaven and "grumpy" people will go somewhere else?
- ?Lv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
This came from a happy person who went to heaven and lived to tell this story --
Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .
And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.
Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.
But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.......a COMMONTATER .
- VanillaLv 41 decade ago
I don't know what religion believes in that myth. Both happy and grumpy people can go to heaven if they are saved. If you are a true believer in Christ you will go to heaven. Christian people are allowed to have a miserable day if they want to Like if there dog just died, or if someone stole their wallet, but that doesn't mean they are not going to heaven. That is why God created emotions, all people have them.
- 1 decade ago
I have never heard of what you are asking, but the majority of religions believe that good people go to heaven and bad people go to hell. But that is not what the Bible teaches.
- 1 decade ago
The karma in Dharmic religions run along those lines but don't include a physical heaven.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Sounds like something from Snow White
- !Lv 61 decade ago
That sounds New Age