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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Healthy lifestyle ? do u want ? but u like it ?

A man was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."

The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.

"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Lol!!! this is awesome. It should tell this to my husband, may be he can lose some pounds..... its funny.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's funny. But it is a good idea cause you get a chance to cool your head after a heated argument.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Awww, thats cute, the woman is always right!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha funny i liked this one a lot

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  • LOL awesome

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  • 1 decade ago

    ooooooooooooooooooo thats harsh but funny and u get a bunny

    ()_()

    (^_^)

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  • 1 decade ago

    Haha!

    That's pretty good

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL!

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    1 decade ago

    eh...

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  • 1 decade ago

    please tickle me.

    i was jokin.lol

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