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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Do you make impulsive purchases? (joke)?

A man had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the ads about the products in the paper. Naturally, his wife was not too happy about it. One day the man read an ad about a sale on steel-belted radial tires. He jumped up, exclaiming that he would quickly buy four tires while the sale was on. The wife complained, “I don't know what's wrong with you. You are going to buy four expensive tires when you've got a crappy old car?”

The man replied, “Don't make such a big deal about it! I don't complain when you buy new bras, do I?”

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    low one.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The difference is all in the packaging. She can put a shirt over that bra and people will see what she wants them to. (See Avatar -- a good foundation makes all the difference.)

    His car is still going to look like a piece of crap on really expensive tires -- no way to provide the extra packaging.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sorry, I really just don't get the joke but I am sure that it is actually really funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    haha but you can put air in the tires to make them firm again

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOLOL I got all different colors toooo!! LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    how original! full marks to you. here, take a star.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol! that took me a while to get!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha!

    thats a new one!

    lmao!

    gooood ones! keep it up!

  • 1 decade ago

    : ) took me a second... but very funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahahhahahahahhahaahaa

    he should get slapped!

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