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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Kiddies books that didn't quite make it....* if you like :)?

You Are Different and That's Bad

• The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

• Dad's New Wife Robert

• Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

• The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

• Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

• The Little Sissy Who Snitched

• Some Kittens Can Fly

• The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

• Strangers Have the Best Candy

• Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way

• You Were an Accident

• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

• Pop Goes the Gerbil and Other Great Microwave Games

• The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

• Your Nightmares Are Real

• Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

• Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

• Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

• Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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  • Martha
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    LOL! I couldn't stop laughing, thanks! How about these underrated gems of literature:

    - 10 easy ways to open mom's pill bottles

    - You were adopted

    - Why showers make your skin fall off

    - New babies and how to drop them

  • OMG!! That was hiliarious....I love Dad's New Wife Robert, Fun 4 Letter words, The Pop-Up Book, You Were An Accident (maybe because I was one! LOL) Things Rich Kids Have, and Pop Goes the Gerbil!!

    I am still laughing....

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha to "Dad's New Wife Robert," "The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy," "Things Rich Kids Have, and You Never Will," "Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things," and "The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan."

    Goodness, thanks for the laugh!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol star

    those were hilarious

    "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

    "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

    haha

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  • 1 decade ago

    "Dad's New Wife Robert" and "Pop Goes the Gerbil and Other Great Microwave Games"

    ROFLLLL

  • 1 decade ago

    My favorite titles are: The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy and Strangers Have the Best Candy. Thanks for the laugh - star for you!

  • 1 decade ago

    I would like to order the book "Things Rich Kids Have, But you never will", I will pay if it arrives on year 3000.

  • Feivel
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Pop goes the Gerbil? OMG LOL LOL LOL

    I am laughing so hard I am crying.

  • 1 decade ago

    Excellent!! Have a star

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha...love the cat one!

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