2 ITALIANS ON BUS. Funny aye??
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time".
"You foul-mouthed swine" retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I`m a justa tellin my frienda how to spella Mississippi "