Ladies, you like mushrooms?
"You won't believe," said Morris. I got married three times in the last three years and buried three wives!"
"How terrible, Morris, how tragic," Sam said. "What happened?"
"Three years ago, I married this rich widow, and she died a month later after eating poison mushrooms. A year later, I met this wealthy divorcee, and she died a month after we married, again from poison mushrooms. Then last year, I married again, and a month later, she died."
"Don't tell me," Sam said. "Poison mushrooms."
"No, a fractured skull," said Morris. "She wouldn't eat the poison mushrooms."
Sorry not a lot of jokes, just got out of hospital, recovering.