Ladies, you like mushrooms?

Sam met his friend Morris on the street. "Morris," he said, "I haven't seen you in years. You look terrible - what's happened?" "You won't believe," said Morris. I got married three times in the last three years and buried three wives!" "How terrible,... show more Sam met his friend Morris on the street. "Morris," he said, "I haven't seen you in years. You look terrible - what's happened?"

"You won't believe," said Morris. I got married three times in the last three years and buried three wives!"

"How terrible, Morris, how tragic," Sam said. "What happened?"

"Three years ago, I married this rich widow, and she died a month later after eating poison mushrooms. A year later, I met this wealthy divorcee, and she died a month after we married, again from poison mushrooms. Then last year, I married again, and a month later, she died."

"Don't tell me," Sam said. "Poison mushrooms."

"No, a fractured skull," said Morris. "She wouldn't eat the poison mushrooms."

Sorry not a lot of jokes, just got out of hospital, recovering.
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