Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

A chap goes into a bar and orders 4 doubles of expensive single malt whiskey at £5.60 each.?

The barman lines them up and the chap downs them very quickly, one after the other.

"Steady on there fella" says the barman "Why are you drinking like that?"

"You would too if you had what I had" says the chap.

"And what might that be?" asks the barman sympathetically.

"Fifty pence"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    It's one laugh after another today from your Q's - brilliant - thanks.

  • DEVIL
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Good one! Have a star!

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Excellent one.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Got to try that some time, lol.!!!

    Cheers for a laugh.!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No. The answer is your joke telling is rudimentary. Keep it to the playground.

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  • 1 decade ago

    haha

    ill laugh later

  • Emma B
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    not bad

    have a star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That was just daft

  • sorry this didnt make me laugh try harder next time

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice one!!!

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