Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

When you go to work and pretend you are sick and can't talk, what do you do when you get caught talking?

dirty on the phone to your Uncle Hector? Can you get fired for those types of things?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    fall to your knees and (no sucking invloved)

    praise sweet jesus you got your voice back, then act as if you are contorting and being possessed by demons and talk in strange tongues (no tongue kissing though) and wiggle your body and pass out.

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  • 1 decade ago

    you can say that the meds are making you hallucinate and then starting running around clucking like a chicken or something

    your uncle hector is hot by the way

    Source(s): by the by, is Uncle Hector my daddy?
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I really can't talk, I sound like the chick in The Grudge Uhhhhkkkkkkuuuuuhhhhhkkkkkk

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    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Not if you threaten to expose Uncle Heck as the boss's gay lover.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What's wrong with you girl? Have you no Shame...My late night sneaky uncles name is Henry!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    cisco

    you hit the nail right on the head

    I was thinking the same thing

    that was so funny I laughed out loud..

    do what she said..

    good luck

    and you can talk dirty to me if you like.

    don't you like chocolate?

    holla@urgirl ;P

    Source(s): My bad ding.. what I meant was loud not load.. but do you want to bust a load? I am here for you...
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Seeing as how I never lie, I'm afraid I'm unable to answer your question.

    Did Holla mean to say "laughed out load'?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tell everyone that you are talking with a "faith healer" on the phone and that they have just cured you.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I just yell" Hallelujah...I'm cured" and blame it on divinity...you can't be fired for an act of God.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i say i took a miracle cough drop and am now cured

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