HILARIOUS SPORTS JOKE (omg I heard it from a TEACHER)?

one day, a few sports fans were playing baseball, and the batter accidentally swung the bat weird and it hit the catcher who died instantly. a year later, the ghost of the catcher visits the batter . The batter, confident that the catcher knows it was an accident, says "hey, george, sorry about what... show more one day, a few sports fans were playing baseball, and the batter accidentally swung the bat weird and it hit the catcher who died instantly. a year later, the ghost of the catcher visits the batter
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The batter, confident that the catcher knows it was an accident, says "hey, george, sorry about what happened. How's the afterlife?"

"It's ok, Paul. I've got good news and bad news," sighs the catcher, George.

"good news first please," requests Paul.

"We play baseball here every other day, and yesterday, I scored 17 homeruns."

"That's GREAT! ...What's the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow."

"O_O"




DON'T FORGET TO STAR!!!!!!!
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