What do you think of these things that people actually wrote on their Job application forms?
"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don`t let them know of my immediate availability."
"Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I`m a class act and do not come cheap."
"Note: Please don`t misconstrue my 14 jobs as "job-hopping." I have never quit a job."
"Number of dependants: 40."
"Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
REASONS FOR LEAVING LAST JOB;
"responsibility makes me nervous."
"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning.
Couldn`t work under those conditions."
"Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep."