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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Mind your language!! -- joke?

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time".

"You foul-mouthed swine" retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I`m a justa tellin my frienda how to spella Mississippi "

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    LOLOL loved it!! * STAR 4 U

  • 4 years ago

    Splendid.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha Ha, you get a star that was very nice.

  • 1 decade ago

    Heard it before, but it's still funny.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL nice one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! STAR FOR YOU! THAT WAS GREAT! :D

  • 1 decade ago

    tHATS REAL CLEVER!! HAVE A STAR

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha incredible!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL LOVED IT

  • 1 decade ago

    that was really cool!

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