If you were a snake, what kind of snake would you be?

Would you be all cute and cuddly with your human or would you be mean and nasty or would you just go "ick, i'm a snake, i'm going to kill myself"?
Update: Me? I'm a Black Mamba.
Update 2: am too ms nono. on my mother's side.
Update 3: sniff. my other mother, the one you don't know.
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