Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Are these the maths of life?

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Dumb man + smart woman = affair

Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a man.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a woman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    those are the maths you can count on in life, brilliant

  • Smiley
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    wow, as i was reading through them, i realised how true they are! its so weird, but they all happen! yeah they are totally the maths of ife.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I like those. Fab ones there.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    F A N T A S T I C

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  • kezia
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    love them all

    i never thought maths would that easier

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    brilliant. well done worth a star.

  • SHIVA
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    it is math of married life

  • 1 decade ago

    Its awesome.Just loved it.It osssom.Great.You rock babe

  • female
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    funny

  • Mamta
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Wow.......datz awesome!!

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