Nine-year-old Little Johnny came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.?
While his father was patching him up, he asked what happened.
'Well, Dad,' said Little Johnny, 'I challenged Larry to a duel. Like you taught me, I gave him his choice of weapons.'
'Uh-huh,' said the father, 'that seems fair.'
'I know, but I never thought he'd choose his twelve-year-old sister!' cried Little Johnny.