Nine-year-old Little Johnny came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.?

It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost.

While his father was patching him up, he asked what happened.

'Well, Dad,' said Little Johnny, 'I challenged Larry to a duel. Like you taught me, I gave him his choice of weapons.'

'Uh-huh,' said the father, 'that seems fair.'

'I know, but I never thought he'd choose his twelve-year-old sister!' cried Little Johnny.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    ooh very funny, loved it cheered me up alot.

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahahaha very funny Skycat.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how cute!!!!11!

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  • 1 decade ago

    funny, you made my day. I'll share this joke with my friends.

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  • 1 decade ago

    didnt expect this one. lol

    cute and funny

    However I do expect that at least one person , if not typing it out will be saying girls rule....

    HAHA

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  • 1 decade ago

    That was funny!

    Source(s): Girls rule!
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i love it lmao

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  • 1 decade ago

    awwwwwwww

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    he he funny

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