Nine-year-old Little Johnny came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.?

It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked what happened. 'Well, Dad,' said Little Johnny, 'I challenged Larry to a duel. Like you taught me, I gave him his choice of weapons.' 'Uh-huh,' said the father, 'that seems... show more It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost.

While his father was patching him up, he asked what happened.

'Well, Dad,' said Little Johnny, 'I challenged Larry to a duel. Like you taught me, I gave him his choice of weapons.'

'Uh-huh,' said the father, 'that seems fair.'

'I know, but I never thought he'd choose his twelve-year-old sister!' cried Little Johnny.
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