love poem for your wife?

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.  

I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.  

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.  

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you ‘cause I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other — that is until I met your brother.  

Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty And so is your head.  

I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes — Damn, I’m good at telling lies!  

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “Go to hell.”  

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    I read this out loud to my husband. We both laughed. Thanks for that!

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • 1 decade ago

    Where was you 2 years ago and as for the lime she like Coke.

  • 1 decade ago

    Know any poems forthe men but have a star too

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  • Linda
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    I find it a little strange that toast is your favourite food! Even if it was just for the sake of your poem... Toast? Come on now .. Even dog food looks tastier

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that is the funniest rhyme ive seen in a very long time....

    very good lol

  • 1 decade ago

    omg so funny

    star 4 u

  • 1 decade ago

    Shame theres none for men!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice ones. I enjoyed those.

  • 1 decade ago

    bravo, very creative and the guy who actually uses these lines....well, let's hope he recovers in intensive care, lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    wow men need help..and they sit there and wonder why they never get a girl.

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