Biology Joke???!!!?!!?

Heyy, so Im doing a project for bio and one of the many assignments is to find " A joke or humerous story dealing with biology"

It should fit into these categories:

DNA

Replication

Proteins

Cancer

Mitosis

Cell Cycle

Meiosis

Genes

Karyotypes

Genetics

Genetic Disorders

Thank you so much for any help!!!

Update:

rofl

hahaha i love these answers : D

but please keep in mind im gonna have to show them to ma teacher

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/bio...

    Check that site out - it seems to have heaps.

    Biology Joke 13:

    Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

    A: Pull down its genes.

  • bubik
    Lv 4
    3 years ago

    Biology Joke

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

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    Biology Joke???!!!?!!?

    Heyy, so Im doing a project for bio and one of the many assignments is to find " A joke or humerous story dealing with biology"

    It should fit into these categories:

    DNA

    Replication

    Proteins

    Cancer

    Mitosis

    Cell Cycle

    Meiosis

    Genes

    Karyotypes

    Genetics

    Genetic Disorders

    Thank...

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  • 3 years ago

    Ap Bio Jokes

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  • 1 decade ago

    what is the difference bettween Genes and jeans. My but makes my jeans look good. And my Genes make kids buts look good. Sorry i know its not the best joke but biology jokes r not that easy.

  • Marci
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

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    What do you call a mushroom at a party? A fungi (fun - guy) hahahahaahahahaa.... Damn science jokes are bad...

  • 1 decade ago

    These two positive-strain E-Coli go into a bar. The first one says, "I'm so

    thirsty I could suck the cytoplasm off a Bacillis Anthrax' pilli!" and the

    second one says, "Moooo!!!"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    here is a site with plenty of genetic jokes. hope i helped. =D

    http://www.cns.pdx.edu/~newmanl/GeneticsJokes.html

  • Labsci
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    What does DNA stand for?

    National Dyslexia Association.

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    Sorry

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    so totally doesnt answer your question...but it has the word biology in so...this is now what i say if anyone is being mean to me....

    did i bisect you in biology?....haha..wow you probly think im reallly gay, but i think it is freakin hilarious!!! : D

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