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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

is this funny RUBBER GLOVES?

RUBBER GLOVES

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you

think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so

he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex

and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let

them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right

size.'

She didn't crack a smile. 'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she

burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!

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    yea I know... you should see whats in mine....

    It may only be 1 thing at a time--being blonde and all.

    but I got to tell you,,

    My one track mind is usually very very boggy when it rains.

  • 3 years ago

    Funny Rubber Gloves

  • poppy1
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Hi Ducky,

    I Laugh out loud with this one.. I too can picture how they make condoms... Hahahahahaha.. Very very funny My Friend.. Don't forget the Latex.. Hehehehe.. You deserve a Big Fat Star for this one Ducky.. Lol

    A Friend,

    poppy1

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    hilarious -- haha haha

    well im now goin to think the wrong thing every time i put gloves on at work

    **giggle till i piddle

    Source(s): my almighty brain
  • 1 decade ago

    XD that was very funny. You could find better ones on google though. I loved this one though. Can i use it around.

    Hope you liked my answer :)

    Source(s): I have humor
  • 1 decade ago

    Gotta watch those little old ladies!!

    LOL!!!

    :)

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

  • 1 decade ago

    thats a gudun

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't think it's funny. I usually think jokes are funny. Weird

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