Men have you ever said any of these during "THAT" procedure?

Things men say during a colonoscopy…..

1. "Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10, "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there

14. Can you see the end of the rainbow doc

15. I can taste metal

16. Are you sure there is not a sketch artist up there

17. I thought that this was against the Geneva convention


I know that to this day, I still get flowers from the guy that did mine!

16 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
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    5 and 12. See not everything about being a guy is all sunshine and lollipops!!! LOL!!


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  • aww man that is really funny!!!

    A professor at Texas A & M University was giving a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost? About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

    The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Shiiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats."

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  • 4 years ago

    It's not that unusuall to hold door for someone behind you. At least thats what I saw here in Oklahoma

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  • 1 decade ago

    Can I still claim to be a virgin?

    Fart just before he enters

    Would you mind using some jelly?

    Do you want me to caugh again?

    Do you have a license for that?

    Is that a fresh glove?

    Did you lose your ring last year?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Loved it Jake!!! 13 was the 1 that made me bust a gut!! L.M. A. O!!!!!!

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  • 6 years ago

    It might be too hurth to tell a joke durring THAT process

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  • 1 decade ago


    I loved the Arkansas one, that was great and the 7th one!!!

    My bf always says, I was born an anal virgin... I'll die one!!! lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    Lol. I feel so sorry for you guys when you have to have on of "THOSE" procedures done.

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    1 decade ago


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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Been there done that, well some of them anyway.

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