please make us laugh finishing this sentence.." If it wasn`t for you i.................?
- RikkiLv 61 decade agoBest Answer
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU...
If it wasn't for you
I'd have worn my old shoes.
When I went to the closet to get them,
I found they weren't there
and I searched everywhere,
but I hadn't a clue where I set them.
So I wore my new shoes
with the heels that were glued
by some factory worker in Hong Kong.
And I han't a clue
that a break in my shoe
would result in some burglar's swan song.
He was running my way
and my heel saved the day
but resulted in his sad demise.
He had stolen some loot
and the cops in pursuit
were closing on him from all sides.
The mask the guy wore
as he ran from the store
looked like stockings pulled over his head.
They were long pantyhose
pulled down over his nose.
The legs flapped in the wind as he fled.
As I walked down the street
with new shoes on my feet
the heel on the left side broke off,
and about three feet back
it got stuck in a crack
of the sidewalk the thief ran across.
He tripped on it there
and he flew in the air
as his poor feet flew out from behind him.
Then the nylons got caught
in a tree branch that brought
a hard bump from the tree that would bind him.
When the cops had all fled
to the tree he was dead.
The collision had broken his neck.
And it all had to do
with some glue on a shoe!
I can tell you I was quite a wreck.
So next time you take my old shoes
would you please
not take any pair that you choose?
If you could just ask
I'd be up to the task
of giving you some I don't use.
Then a robber won't bother
to trip on a heel when he steals
and then fall over dead,
when his pantyhose sticks
in the branch of a tree
which then causes him to hit his head!
If it wasn't for you
and that damnable shoe
and all of the damage it's done,
I'd have gone on my way
and just had a nice day....
And this story would not have begun!!
- notgnalLv 61 decade ago
If it wasn't for you I would be rich
my life would run without a hitch
the car I drive would be brand new
not held together with string and glue
my holidays would be in Spain
not Blackpool in the splatty rain
my clothes would all be tailored brands
not charity shops and second hands
but is it right to be so sore..?
who is to blame,why are we poor..?
married when we both were young
kids and mortgage came along
and so........is it all so bad..?
still together.....mum and dad
what would we do,our time again..?
I guess we d do the very same.....
- cymry3jonesLv 71 decade ago
If it weren't for you, I'd probably be living in a semi in the northwest of the UK and would have abandoned the subjunctive long ago.
- Kitty39Lv 61 decade ago
"If it wasn`t for you, I would have gotten away with it, you meddling kids!" said old man Willoughby to the Scooby Doo Gang.
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- The StigLv 51 decade ago
could rule the world!"
Then pull your cape over your face, laugh maniacally and run away to the sound of a pipe organ.
- Captain Jack ®Lv 71 decade ago
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have a reason to lock poor Bob in the cellar ;-)
xxSource(s): The Space Pirate Captain embodies freedom in the vast sea of stars of the galaxy as he sticks to his beliefs.
- willow glitterLv 61 decade ago
would have used my delicate purple wings to fly away, but you caught hold of the bottom of my dress and now I'm laying in a muddy puddle!! x
- Anonymous1 decade ago
would still have 2 ears and a nose
- CoryLv 44 years ago
free will baby.... we do it to ourselves. i take it you mean colonel sanders so technically theyre all watchin us with a bucket of chicken each. mmmmm battery chicken goodness
- 1 decade ago
would be jumping over sheep in the nearest farm!