please make us laugh finishing this sentence.." If it wasn`t for you i.................?

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  • Rikki
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU...

    If it wasn't for you

    I'd have worn my old shoes.

    When I went to the closet to get them,

    I found they weren't there

    and I searched everywhere,

    but I hadn't a clue where I set them.

    So I wore my new shoes

    with the heels that were glued

    by some factory worker in Hong Kong.

    And I han't a clue

    that a break in my shoe

    would result in some burglar's swan song.

    He was running my way

    and my heel saved the day

    but resulted in his sad demise.

    He had stolen some loot

    and the cops in pursuit

    were closing on him from all sides.

    The mask the guy wore

    as he ran from the store

    looked like stockings pulled over his head.

    They were long pantyhose

    pulled down over his nose.

    The legs flapped in the wind as he fled.

    As I walked down the street

    with new shoes on my feet

    the heel on the left side broke off,

    and about three feet back

    it got stuck in a crack

    of the sidewalk the thief ran across.

    He tripped on it there

    and he flew in the air

    as his poor feet flew out from behind him.

    Then the nylons got caught

    in a tree branch that brought

    a hard bump from the tree that would bind him.

    When the cops had all fled

    to the tree he was dead.

    The collision had broken his neck.

    And it all had to do

    with some glue on a shoe!

    I can tell you I was quite a wreck.

    So next time you take my old shoes

    would you please

    not take any pair that you choose?

    If you could just ask

    I'd be up to the task

    of giving you some I don't use.

    Then a robber won't bother

    to trip on a heel when he steals

    and then fall over dead,

    when his pantyhose sticks

    in the branch of a tree

    which then causes him to hit his head!

    If it wasn't for you

    and that damnable shoe

    and all of the damage it's done,

    I'd have gone on my way

    and just had a nice day....

    And this story would not have begun!!

  • 1 decade ago

    If it wasn't for you I would be rich

    my life would run without a hitch

    the car I drive would be brand new

    not held together with string and glue

    my holidays would be in Spain

    not Blackpool in the splatty rain

    my clothes would all be tailored brands

    not charity shops and second hands

    but is it right to be so sore..?

    who is to blame,why are we poor..?

    married when we both were young

    kids and mortgage came along

    and so........is it all so bad..?

    still together.....mum and dad

    what would we do,our time again..?

    I guess we d do the very same.....

  • 1 decade ago

    If it weren't for you, I'd probably be living in a semi in the northwest of the UK and would have abandoned the subjunctive long ago.

  • 1 decade ago

    "If it wasn`t for you, I would have gotten away with it, you meddling kids!" said old man Willoughby to the Scooby Doo Gang.

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  • 1 decade ago

    could rule the world!"

    Then pull your cape over your face, laugh maniacally and run away to the sound of a pipe organ.

  • 1 decade ago

    If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have a reason to lock poor Bob in the cellar ;-)

    xx

    Source(s): The Space Pirate Captain embodies freedom in the vast sea of stars of the galaxy as he sticks to his beliefs.
  • 1 decade ago

    would have used my delicate purple wings to fly away, but you caught hold of the bottom of my dress and now I'm laying in a muddy puddle!! x

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    would still have 2 ears and a nose

  • Cory
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    free will baby.... we do it to ourselves. i take it you mean colonel sanders so technically theyre all watchin us with a bucket of chicken each. mmmmm battery chicken goodness

  • 1 decade ago

    would be jumping over sheep in the nearest farm!

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