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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Help devising a well written atheistic chain letter...spam.?

I have gotten so many that says "If you love Jesus Pass this on to 25 people and your wish will come true, if you don't then Jesus may not love you back"

I would like one with a more atheistic attitude...something about the Darwin Fishies and primordial ooze/soup.

I plan on posting this on my myspace bulletine.

Thanks and yes I am serious.

Update:

(((Patsy)))

I was thinking of your burning building questions earlier. :)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Mice share 97.5% of our genes, Monkeys share 98.6%. Continue the trend - share this information with 10 devout believers and you will help further the march of evolution. If you don't share it...well I hope you like bananas.

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  • Elaine
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Chain Gang

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    My advice would be...don't perpetuate what you despise.

    The content of such letters is not the issue. It's the spreading of any chain letters/spam that's the problem. I'd be as likely to get annoyed at a atheist one as a religious one purely because it's a bloody chain letter.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh I know how annoying those Jesus chain letters are; they are part of the reason I stopped visiting my MySpace page.

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  • H.u.S
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Don't do it... The answer to spam is the trash can, not more spam. Spam just clogs the internet and makes it unusable for everyone.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Do a Lion of Judah and copy paste the lyrics of the atheist tabernacle choir. :P

    I'll be looking forward to that. :P I'll even re-post it. hehe.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No no, Princess. That is the Tap an apple choir.

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  • 1 decade ago

    "Don't believe in everything you see in an e-mail. Including this one."

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  • 1 decade ago

    Thanks to the joy of Technology I get them on my phone now.

    when you post it Im gonna come visit your myspace...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "if you love Jesus, set him free. if he comes back he is yours. if not, it was never meant to be."

    Source(s): OMG!! i think we just struck gold QoY. lets trademark this slogan and live in the Bahamas! EDIT: too late, i'm taking this one public!
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