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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Pharmaceutical news?

Just to keep you up to date. Aff. V

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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  • Steph
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
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    we've made notes hun,we'll be fine now thanks:)

  • 4 years ago

    Pmsl at least there will be something to look forward to old age star

  • 1 decade ago

    Wheyheyhey! Have a star Hun. ROFPMLS

    Hope you have a relaxing Sunday ;-)

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha, am gonna start keeping a supply now, for later in life of course, pmsl

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  • 1 decade ago

    Right that's it I am going to have to steal your joke file. LMAO

  • 1 decade ago

    ROFPMSL!!!!!! Great joke to go to bed on after I've eaten my topic bar, :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha reminds me of "Bimbo" bread we used to but in Spain,,,liked that ha ha funny,,,

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmao very good carpy

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Thank you.

  • 1 decade ago

    COOL LOL

  • Will S
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    cute, have a star.

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