Joke:the definations??

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the assss and having the balls to say, "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

GIMME A STAR!!if you like it..

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    fcking hilarious. really liked it. i might need to borrow it!

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

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  • 1 decade ago

    i got guts from overeating and my balls got the snip a long time ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaha

    I would probably laugh if someone said the first one to me.

    I am going to say that to my roommate some time when its her turn to do the sweeping.

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha star for you

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  • i like that.

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL, thanks for that, now I'm awake.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Loved it, thanks!

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